The Resume of Jesus Christ
I received this in an email and love it so I posted it on my blog!
Address:
Ephesians 1:20
Phone:
Romans 10:13
Website:
The Bible . Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
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Objective
My
name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm
seeking the top management position in your heart. Please
consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume.
Qualifications
I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See
Proverbs 3:19)
I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis
2:7)
I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis
2:7)
I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See
Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon
your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)
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Occupational
Background
I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49 ).
I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful
or disrespectful.
My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See
Matthew 3:15 -17)
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Skills Work
Experiences
Some of my skills and work experiences include:
empowering the poor to be poor no more, healing the broken hearted,
setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the
blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke
4:18).
I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6). People
who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (See
Proverbs 1:33 ).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and
power to cleanse you of your sins, (See I John 1:7-9)
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Educational
Background
I encompass the entire breadth and length of
knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (See Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and
knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being
a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms
119:105).
I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart,
(See Psalms 44:21).
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Major
Accomplishments
I was an active participant in the greatest Summit
Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26 ).
I laid down my life so that you may live, (See II
Corinthians 5:15 ).
I defeated the arch enemy of God and mankind and made
a show of them openly, (See Colossians 2:15 ).
I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and
raised the dead!
There are many more major accomplishments, too many to
mention here. You can read them on my website, which is located at:
www dot - the BIBLE. You don't need an Internet connection or
computer to access my website.
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References
Believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine
healing, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and
supernatural guidance.
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In Summation
Now that you've read my resume, I'm confident
that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital
position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your
paths, (See Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life,
(See John 6:47 ). When can I start? Time is of the essence, (See
Hebrews 3:15 ).
you never know who may have an opening! Thanks for your help
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